Are you sure you don’t know why anyone would ask you anything, or do you really know that there are people out there with plenty of questions for you and you’re just being modest? Are you one of those girls on Facebook who has an entire album called “pix of me(:” and every single picture is captioned with “omg im so ugly!”? Are you one of those girls, Chris? I don’t even know why I asked you this question, did you just use some sort of reverse psychology on me?

February 10, 2012

adorablyvulgar asked: Are you sure you don't know why anyone would ask you anything, or do you really know that there are people out there with plenty of questions for you and you're just being modest? Are you one of those girls on Facebook who has an entire album called "pix of me(:" and every single picture is captioned with "omg im so ugly!"? Are you one of those girls, Chris? I don't even know why I asked you this question, did you just use some sort of reverse psychology on me?

Thanks for the question. If I were one of those girls who needed validation to feel pretty; I probably would’ve drowned myself in a lake by now.

But, yeah, I really don’t know why anyone would ask me anything. 90 percent of my blog is about pizzas and ghosts. My claim to fame is changing the lyrics to a Kanye West song and making it about dogs. I’ve been wearing the same Weezer shirt three days in a row and my diet is strictly candy and Maker’s Mark. I love when I get mail, it doesn’t happen often, but I certainly never expect it. Cuz I’m the worst dude.

Do you think I’m pretty though?