I don’t like posting things from Facebook because it makes me feel like the Gossip Girl and I think I’ll eventually get stabbed but THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER READ AND MAYBE ITS A BAD IDEA TO MAKE A JOKE WHERE THE PUNCHLINE IS A PHRASE THAT YOU MADE UP AND MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO NOBODY.

On a related note, I was thinking about making a photoshop of Kim Kardashian but couldn’t decide between Kim Cardashian or Kim KardashiaINN so I took a nap instead.