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I spent 10 minutes picking out a wine at the grocery store because I’m classier than ya’ll and then I immediately dropped it on the sidewalk like a goon and an old lady told me to chin up.

I then went to Taco Bell and when I took the first bite of my Cheesy Gordita, Taco Bell grease poured out all over my sweatshirt, jeans, and jacket.  The idea of washing a jacket completely eludes me so I’ll probably just throw it in the woods.  (The woods is a great place to put things when they are ruined)

Long story short, I don’t really feel like being alive anymore.  It does nothing for me.

  1. itsfrantastic said: DROPPING WINE IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD. My last night of my freshman year of college, I bought this baller ass wine to get wine drunk and go creep on the swim team and then dropped it on the way to the party. Soldier on, bro.
  2. andiwa said: Things will be marginally better soon. That jacket would have gotten you mistaken for someone else and assassinated anyway.
  3. meganomalous said: chin up!
  4. ryanmcawesome said: washing a jacket is easy. if it’s not super delicate just throw it in the washer (i prefer to button it and turn it inside out, but mine has toggles) or if it is delicate/fancy, spot clean it or get it dry cleaned.
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